she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
She announced her abortion via fbk
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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