Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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