plz talk dirty to me
Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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