i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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