i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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