belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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