her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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