No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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