is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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