Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Panties = found
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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