I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize