Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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