so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
He better not be in your backpack
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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