She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
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