Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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