she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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