So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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