Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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