no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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