I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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