Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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