your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
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