This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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