Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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