sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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