Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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