i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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