Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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