you guys were way drunker than both of me
he shaved USA in his pubs
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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