thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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