he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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