Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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