Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
All the doctor said was why
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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