I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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