Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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