but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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