He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
DRUNK COOKIES
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