One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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