I have demons in me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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