We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
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