do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
How external is "for external use only"?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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