I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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