Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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