Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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