i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
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