id be glad to
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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