They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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