I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Randomize
