I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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