I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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