How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
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