i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
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