nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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