People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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