I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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