glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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